Is it the woman, or is it the dress that makes for a stunning ensemble of female awesomeness? Clearly, it’s both! You can’t have one without the other… besides that would be weird. But, let’s just say, for arguments sake, that they were mutually exclusive… the woman would need something underneath to not make it awkward (in public, to be clear)... Enter Lingerie. And, bare with me on this one… Get it, bare?!? I digress, what makes lingerie awesome? You guessed it, both the wearer and the subject! But when you start to peal back the layers of what really makes lingerie awesome, it’s the lace, and the use, positioning, amount, and style of lace that comprise the ridiculously good looking lingerie… Am I wrong? Of course not!

So, back to the matter at hand: We’ve got a semi-naked woman, and a completely naked dress. Now, if said woman was wearing something in the hue of, say, pink, or purple/violet, or charcoal, or dare I say, red… and, she was wearing these thermonuclear peeper protectors, that would be a ridiculously good looking pair of goggles on a semi-naked woman, right? Indeed! Not only is she smart and bold, but she’s got protection from the elements, which speaks to her character and charm. I might be going out on a limb here, but some part of these goggles would probably match her lace, somewhere, no? Talk about accessorizing your lace… in eyewear? Yup! I mean, this is the stuff unicorns are made of, right? You’re welcome!

Thanks for playing along… You rock! Now, where’d that dress go? She’s probably getting cold…