No! Not

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that

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Dark Knight! Well, unless you want it to be… but you don’t; do you? Because it can be if you want it to be… but… whoa, whoa, whoa! We’re getting off topic here…

On the street the other day we saw a shirt that said “Always be yourself… Unless you can be Batman… Then always be Batman”, which bodes well for these goggles, too! Always wear these goggles, and you can always be the Dark Knight, or make the nights less dark by looking

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that

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good… After all, this is your world baby, we’re just living in it, and let’s be honest, it’s your choice really on how hot you want to be. Everyone will thank you for making the world a little more attractive, because, well, just look at you… Hot like fire… now put these Goggles on and

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HELLOOOO!

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. Something tells us that your nights won’t be so dark anymore when you’re rocking these bad boys… not to be confused with Bat Boy… unless you want it to be… oh wait, we’re doing it again.