Yes! Behold… The Queen of the Nile goggle… When you’re wearing these fashionably savvy goggles, you won’t just be the “Queen of the Nile” you’ll be the “Queen of whatever I want to be.. OK!”. The copper, the color, the little dangly things, the spikes, the jewels? [INSERT MIND BLOWN EXPRESSION HERE]

This bad-boy has everything a queen could need, and add-in the fact that these will keep your eyes healthy for years to come with their UV-A and UV-B protection from thermonuclear radiation, and dust protection, and anything else mother nature wants to throw at you. Looking like royalty has never been so easy, so stylish, or so smart! That’s right!