... And everyone knows that when the captain is speaking, you pay attention, because it just might save your life, as the case may be. Well, this is not that case, but these beautifully adorned spectacles just might save you some optical anomalies in the near future while saving you the trouble of dealing with those pesky UVA and UVB rays from that giant thermonuclear ball of light in the sky, while keeping your eyes free from the dust and debris of everyday living. Not to mention, you can almost command a captain’s title, because you’ll look amazing wearing these, and who knows what might happen if you just happen to pick up a megaphone and start shouting orders at the general population… Just saying, captain can be a state of mind. Ha!