Oh, the things… the things that come to mind when one hears that illustrious word: Twisted… We’ll let you mull that one over for a bit… You’re welcome! Now, focus! And focusing is exactly what you’ll be able to do when that wind kicks up, and the dust kicks up, and you’re just standing there, looking as hot as you wanna be, while those poor souls around you are squinting and fumbling to find eye protection that’s as awesome as yours. Perhaps we should’ve just called these envy? Or perhaps they need a pair of these as well? Hmmm…