So… You like rainbows, do ya?!? Do you like rainbows so much that they captivate every fiber of your being? Like, when you see one, and you’re driving, there just might be an accident (caused by someone else, of course… you’re far too good of a driver to cause an accident)? I mean, they are pretty awesome, right?!? Rainbows, not accidents… I digress.
Not only are rainbows rare, but they’re Mother Nature’s way of saying, “I see you baby, shakin what your momma gave you… Butt, check this out! BAMM!!!!” Mother Nature is such a show-off! [Yup! 2 T’s… hehe!] AND… If you were the proud-owner of these thermonuclear peeper protectors (and… might I add, brain’s and braun onto the things you own), you could reply to Mother Nature with: “I see you baby! I’ll raise you two more rainbows! How do you like me now with my colorful and chique protective UV-A and UV-B saunter?!?”
Naturally, in true-to-form style, she’d give you the wink, and pop another rainbow right along side you as you continue on your way… Cuz, that’s how rainbows work… there’s always two! Now, if mother nature could just put that pot of gold at the base of the rainbows… well, you’d be set! Double-fisting Gold, Goggles, our Mother Nature casting compliments your way, and just look at how good you look?!? You’re already looking like a million dollars, and you’d have the gold to raise your stock price to priceless! Not that you aren’t already. I mean, look at all of the badassery that rainbows provide for the world… #winning
When we started this little ditty, if you were H8N on some rainbows, perhaps now would be a good time to reevaluate your position on the rainbow… Just sayin. I mean, you don’t have to like them so much that you go out causing accidents when you see one… But something tells me that, if you’re wearing these, you’re probably gonna cause some accidents… that are caused by someone else, to be clear… safety third!
[drops the mic]
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