You’ve probably heard the phrase: “Diamonds are a gurl’s best friend”, right? So… imagine, if you will…
[drum roll]... Diamond Drops!... [crash cymbal]
What if you could eat diamond drops? You know, like gum drops? How awesome would that be? We wonder what they would taste like? Would they be sweet or savory, hot or cold, or spicy, or tangy? Whatever the decadence, we’re sure retailers wouldn’t be able to keep Diamond drops on their shelves very long. Because, seriously, Diamond Drops would be everyone’s best friend… Where’s Willy Wonka when you need him? Willy!?!?! Care to chime in here?
We thought the world would be a better place to live if we conjured-up our own version of Diamond Drops… only because Willy’s taking his own sweet time (pun intended) on getting back to us, and our impatience got the best of us… and, we don’t do confectionary sweets very well… so ¡Voila!. However, you probably wouldn’t want to eat these, because they might taste a little, well, like a thermonuclear protection device, or something… Maybe like, a solar warfare flack jacket… or even an elemental blast shield… or something… regardless, we don’t think any of those incantations would taste very good.
Nevertheless, you’d be quite the scrumptious treat, looking as sweet as you wanna be, with these bad boys strapped to that cute little face of yours, don’t you think?. Not to mention, you’d be protecting your precious peepers from anything and everything that mother Earth can ice you with! We think it goes without saying, if you drop a diamond ring, or these, you’ll probably still have that OMFG feeling, but unlike the ring, these will likely be easier to find, most of the time… Tada! Diamond Drops!