What’s cooler than cool? Ice cold!!!

These badboys aren’t playing around with any of that run-of-the-mill, garden-variety, status-quo nonsense. In fact, they’re cut with so many icy aspects, that, well, we lost track on the count of those fancy aspects… truth be told, we were kinda busy, so we actually lost interest after the second gem… Because hey, that doesn’t matter, and who cares anyways… we’re not about bean counting and checking figures over here… well, not those figures anyways… We’re about making you look good.

And speaking of looking good, we think that these would not only make you look like a million bucks, they’d make you cooler than cool, and who are we kidding, you’d look like $2 million sporting the plethora of ice fixed to the optics on these thermonuclear peeper protectors. Are we wrong? No!

The only thing wrong with these is they’re not on that beautiful face of yours, yet… So, what are you waiting for? Since you’re already one of the cool kids, once you’ve got these, you’ll be one of the ice cold kids.

You’re welcome!