Have you ever seen the movie The Avengers, from The Marvel Cinematic Universe and Marvel Studios? Of course you have… but if you haven’t, you can skip this nonsense because it’s not gonna make any sense, and it’s probably a border-line spoiler moment, too… Wait! Not so fast there Sparky! There’s a “buy now” button around here somewhere… that’ll keep you occupied while the rest of us wax philosophical about one of the characters. Which character? The one and only Vision.

SO… I might be totally going out on a limb here, and it wouldn’t be the first time, and certainly won’t be the last… What if Vision, was a woman? But, was still synthesized from Vibranium and The Mind Stone!?

I know, you’re probably thinking: “OMG! Where is he going with this? This is gonna get really weird, really quick, I know it…” And, you’re right!!! Puts a whole new level of thinking around the entire development of Vision’s role in MCU, philosophically speaking, of course… At this point, you’re probably thinking: “OK, there has to be some joke about vibrators coming, right?”

No!!! We’re a classy and respectable House, but we like where your mind is going… You have a very creative and exceptional imagination.

So, how’s that for a plot twist? And wouldn’t the Mind Stone be pink? I’m certain of it… In fact, I think that Infinity Stone would look something like these goggles… I mean, Vision as a lady?!? You know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, she’d be rockin’ the haute couture look… Am I wrong??? I didn’t think so.

I can tell by that look on your face, and the way you’re gripping your phone a little tighter now, that this is making you uneasy and a little uncomfortable…  Alas, you can return to your regularly scheduled programming now…. We just simply had a vision… of Vision, as a lady, and we thought we’d share… As you were, and go-on with your bad self! I know, I know… when you’re good… you’re good… and, when you’re bad… you’re better. ;-) [DROPS THE MIC]

With all those gorgeous rhinestones and gems nestled with precision, you’ll most certainly turn heads adorned in “Pink Vision”...  Your couture-looking team of UV-A and UV-B Avengers will overpower that thermonuclear ball of fire in the sky, which should free-you up to go light some fires of your own…. And while you’re scorching the landscape, we’ll keep that pesky dust and wind out of your ocular plane… Oh! Right! And we’ll get the fire department to put all these hot spots out in your wake, too… we’ve got you… you just keep doing you… you really are a vision to behold.